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How can u find the population of mexico?
Roll a paso down the street.
How do u know whos the richest?
The one with the paso!
Submitted by:
Andy
Tucson,Arizona
What do you get when a group of white people run down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you get when a group of black people run down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you get when a group of mexicans run down a hill?
Jail break!
Andy
Tucson,Arizona
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pack of Life Savers?
A: The man doesn't come in five different flavors!
What stretches further skin or rubber?
Skin, because the bible says a man tied his ass to a tree and walked 50 miles!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
elephino
What did the mexican fire cheif name his two boys?
Hose-A and Hose-B
A little boy was in the kitchen waiting for his mother to cook him breakfast. She told him that he could not eat any breakfast until he went outside and fed all the animals. The boy walked outside to feed the cow, upset because he had to feed the animals before eating he kicked the cow. He went to feed the chicken and kicked the chicken. He then went and fed the pig still angry kicked the pig as well. His mother looking out the window saw all of this so when the little boy came in for breakfast he didn’t get any eggs, bacon or milk. He asked, “Why didn’t I get any eggs, milk or bacon?” His mother said, “Because you kicked each animal that gives those things to you.” The father then comes down to the kitchen and on the way trips over the cat. Upset, the father then kicks the cat. The boy looks at the mother and says, “Should I tell him or you?”
Submitted by:
Chris
Carlsbad,California
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
Submitted by:
Greg
Carlsbad,California
Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: Dam!
Submitted by:
Greg
Carlsbad,California
Q: what kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
A: Sanka
Submitted by:
Greg
Carlsbad,California
Q: What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?
A: Quattro Sinko
Submitted by:
Greg
Carlsbad,California
Q: How did the crazy woman get through the forrest?
A: She took the psycho path.
Submitted by:
Greg
Carlsbad,California
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