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This page is dedicated to any funny junk ranging from jokes to just about anything funny!
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pack of Life Savers?
A: The man doesn't come in five different flavors!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
elephino
What did the mexican fire cheif name his two boys?
Hose-A and Hose-B
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
Submitted by:
Greg
Carlsbad,California
Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: Dam!
Submitted by:
Greg
Carlsbad,California
Q: what kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
A: Sanka
Submitted by:
Greg
Carlsbad,California
Q: What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?
A: Quattro Sinko
Submitted by:
Greg
Carlsbad,California
Q: How did the crazy woman get through the forrest?
A: She took the psycho path.
Submitted by:
Greg
Carlsbad,California
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